Skin and dandelions.

Today I seem to be full of skin complaints.

Stretch marks are suddenly appearing EVERYWHERE! I know I'm pregnant and it happens to most people, but it's horrible. They'll never go away- they'll just fade. I was prepared to get a few, but they're around the bump, on my boobs, on my hips... there are probably some on my butt too! Now I have to endure the next 102 days knowing they're just going to get worse and worse! Oh AND I have a midwife appointment today so I wont be the only person seeing them- oh joy! Hey ho- shit happens! This was not the worst of today's skin complaints.

I really wanted to wear my new shorts today, so I decided to very quickly shave my legs before leaving the house using a razor and nothing else. BAD IDEA! My legs were bleeding in places and stung like a bitch. I thought it'd be ok after a few minutes. However, throughout the day my legs became covered in horrible itchy/stingy kinda spots and big red lines. It looks like I've let a five year old shave my legs.

Anyhow...

I am MAJORLY pissed off with channel four. They're fucktardy twat-moobs. If you want to know why, check out my hoobyblog a few minutes after I have posted this.

I'm slightly obsessed with dandelions today. It all started when there was someone called Mrs Burdock in my book last night and it made me want dandelion and burdock. Then this morning I realised how much vimto tastes like dandelion and burdock. I thought I had spelled it incorrectly on twitter and it turned out I hadn't. Ever since realising I had actually spelled it correctly I've been strangely drawn to the dandelion and burdock bottle. I just want to stroke the word dandelion. I don't remember the last time I actually saw a dandelion! Strange how someone can become obsessed with a word but not a thing. Dandelion is definitely my favourite word! Heh, I'm a dandy lion! Are you? =D

Hoobletoodledoo!

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4:26am. Once again, I'm awake. I'm tired as fuck. I'd sleep if I could, but I can't. Even if I could, I would probably wait until 7am because whenever I'm awake past 4am (which is pretty much all the time) I feel compelled to stay awake and watch The Hoobs!

I want to go outside for a cigarette. There's a storm though, and as much as I love storms, I had a bath a few hours ago and would rather not get wet again. Although.. If I wore really warm clothes and stood on the doorstep it'd be ok I guess. I'd only be out for a few minutes.

I think I'm actually going to do a 'family thing' today/tomorrow. Might go to Llandudno with the grandparents and 10 year old cousin. I'd rather not, but I've got nothing better to do. Most of my friends are at Wakestock or have something better to do. I need something to do to distract myself from my mind, therefore doing that seems like the way forward!

Oh my golly gosh! I just got exceedingly lost in thought and then I actually ended up saying 'oh my fucking god!' quite loudly because I realised that 'wind' and 'wind' are the same word but pronounced differently mean different things.

I think I should just toddle off outside and stop confusing the world with pointless blog things that probably only make sense to those as bizarre as me.

Irritating degu antics and whatnot.

My degus officially hate me. I just spent 3 - 4 hours trying to get them back in their cage. They were chewing up everything I own. They broke the only thing I have that'll charge my ipod. Not only were they wrecking things and stuff, but they were taunting me too. They knew I wanted them back in the cage, and Morrissey decided to keep crawling onto my lap or shoulder, letting me stroke him a bit and running away. Miyavi kept wandering across my laptop too. It was really quite amusing in a very annoying, frustrating kind of way. Thank fuck they're back in there though. If they were out of the cage for much longer it would have driven me even more insane than I already am. lol.

The hoobs is on in half an hour. I don't think I'm going to watch it though. I might, it's just I want to go for a swim in the lake at about 9am. I could get a couple of hours sleep. Alternatively, I could stay awake and guarantee I will be awake at 9... I need the exercise. I think I'll get changed into the clothes I'm going to wear at the lake now and have a short nap.. possibly downstairs so I'll get disturbed enough when people wake up. Meep.

Ooohhh.. I got the grandmother to phone school. They're going to send me a sixth form application form and stuff, so I might actually have something to do in september! YAYYY!! =]

Anyways, I'm off to get ready for the lake and stuff.

Hoobletoodledoooooo!

Lack of Hoobage...

I don't understand what is up with the world. I mean, there's like a serious lack off Hoobage on the internet. There needs to be more! Loads of people watch 'The Hoobs' religiously every single morning at 6:10am, yet there is a serious lack of Hoobness online. It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. There's loads about 'In The Night Garden' which is quite frankly, a load of (rather scary) bollocks. So why not 'The Hoobs'?! Not only does The Hoobs have a loyal tiddlypeep fan base, but there are so many grown up peeps on the peep planet who like to watch it too.

The Hoobs is so much more than a TV show. It is a way of life! ... Kind of. After becoming addicted (which I can assure you, happens rather quickly) you end up using various hoobisms. You end up calling your hair 'twizzletuft', calling anything you drink 'hoobjuice' and wishing you had a hooby-sandwich-hammer. Face it - sandwiches are so much tastier flat! 'Hoobacious' sounds so much better than saying 'cool'. 'Hoobledoop' and 'Hooble-toodle-doo' sound so much better than 'Hello' and 'Goodbye'.

The Hoobs is extremely educational. I've learned many a thing from watching The Hoobs... and I never learn anything! It's so funny. They do funny things and say funny things. It's even amusing when it lacks innuendos! Although an episode without innuendos is rather rare as it is probably the most innuendo-filled thing on TV! (probably why it appeals to so many adults)

The hoobs sometimes have really deep conversations too! Like about how without question's there are no answers, without answers there are no questions and without questions there are no hoobs!

I think it's safe to say that The Hoobs is undoubtedly the best thing ever to make its way onto peep TV screens. There is absolutely no excuse to not watch the hoobs. If you're lazy and can't get up that early, watch it on channel 4 + 1 or get a dvd! My dvd was fairly cheap on amazon. So please, for the sake of your soul, I urge you to watch the hoobs!

The songs are hoobacious, the colours are hoobelly groobelly and the humour is hoobledoobledooper.

Long live Iver, Groove, Tula, Roma, Hubba Hubba, Auntie Hattie, Tootle, Timp, Twang and of course Jim Henson!

Hooble-toodle-doo!