Lack of Hoobage...

I don't understand what is up with the world. I mean, there's like a serious lack off Hoobage on the internet. There needs to be more! Loads of people watch 'The Hoobs' religiously every single morning at 6:10am, yet there is a serious lack of Hoobness online. It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. There's loads about 'In The Night Garden' which is quite frankly, a load of (rather scary) bollocks. So why not 'The Hoobs'?! Not only does The Hoobs have a loyal tiddlypeep fan base, but there are so many grown up peeps on the peep planet who like to watch it too.

The Hoobs is so much more than a TV show. It is a way of life! ... Kind of. After becoming addicted (which I can assure you, happens rather quickly) you end up using various hoobisms. You end up calling your hair 'twizzletuft', calling anything you drink 'hoobjuice' and wishing you had a hooby-sandwich-hammer. Face it - sandwiches are so much tastier flat! 'Hoobacious' sounds so much better than saying 'cool'. 'Hoobledoop' and 'Hooble-toodle-doo' sound so much better than 'Hello' and 'Goodbye'.

The Hoobs is extremely educational. I've learned many a thing from watching The Hoobs... and I never learn anything! It's so funny. They do funny things and say funny things. It's even amusing when it lacks innuendos! Although an episode without innuendos is rather rare as it is probably the most innuendo-filled thing on TV! (probably why it appeals to so many adults)

The hoobs sometimes have really deep conversations too! Like about how without question's there are no answers, without answers there are no questions and without questions there are no hoobs!

I think it's safe to say that The Hoobs is undoubtedly the best thing ever to make its way onto peep TV screens. There is absolutely no excuse to not watch the hoobs. If you're lazy and can't get up that early, watch it on channel 4 + 1 or get a dvd! My dvd was fairly cheap on amazon. So please, for the sake of your soul, I urge you to watch the hoobs!

The songs are hoobacious, the colours are hoobelly groobelly and the humour is hoobledoobledooper.

Long live Iver, Groove, Tula, Roma, Hubba Hubba, Auntie Hattie, Tootle, Timp, Twang and of course Jim Henson!

Hooble-toodle-doo!