Showing posts with label innuendo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label innuendo. Show all posts

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

Harry Potter (don't read if you don't like spoilers)!


I went to see Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince tonight. It was awesome! There was some stuff missed out, but there always is. The film was complete enough to not butcher the story.

Dumbledore's body had no blood on it and it seemed to be in quite good condition (apart from the whole being dead thing). Which was kind of silly considering how far he fell after he was avada kedavraified by Snape... It was like Mufasa's death (from the lion king) all over again!

The camera guys seemed to have an obsession with Ron's crotch. I also loved how it was as innuendo filled as The Hoobs. They made the dodginess of Harry and Dumbledore's relationship very obvious, which delighted me because it's obvious in the books. I think the film-makers had been reading lots of fanfics or something. Twas great!

There were a few similarites to Lord Of The Rings... Dumbledore looked more Gandalf-like than usual (a lot more than in the other films) and the inferi in the water looked very Gollum-like. At one point it looked like Harry was being bummed by gollum. XD

There was a scene that didn't feel right because it was way too much like Sweeney Todd... I think it was because Alan Rickman, Helena Bonham Carter and Timothy Spall were in a room together. Mmm... Helena Bonham Carter! <3

Oooohh... and it was hilarious when Harry had taken the felix felicis... I definitely want some of that stuff! =D

But yeah... hoobygroovy film... although I still stick to my belief that the Harry Potter books are a zillion times better than the films... I can't wait to see how the film of The Deathly Hallows turns out.

Gosh, I think I'm going to go to sleep now. I'm sleepy and wayyy too full of popcorn. Blah, blah, blahhh... I might write some more Potterishness tomorrow.

Thursday, 29 May 2008

Lack of Hoobage...


I don't understand what is up with the world. I mean, there's like a serious lack off Hoobage on the internet. There needs to be more! Loads of people watch 'The Hoobs' religiously every single morning at 6:10am, yet there is a serious lack of Hoobness online. It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. There's loads about 'In The Night Garden' which is quite frankly, a load of (rather scary) bollocks. So why not 'The Hoobs'?! Not only does The Hoobs have a loyal tiddlypeep fan base, but there are so many grown up peeps on the peep planet who like to watch it too.

The Hoobs is so much more than a TV show. It is a way of life! ... Kind of. After becoming addicted (which I can assure you, happens rather quickly) you end up using various hoobisms. You end up calling your hair 'twizzletuft', calling anything you drink 'hoobjuice' and wishing you had a hooby-sandwich-hammer. Face it - sandwiches are so much tastier flat! 'Hoobacious' sounds so much better than saying 'cool'. 'Hoobledoop' and 'Hooble-toodle-doo' sound so much better than 'Hello' and 'Goodbye'.

The Hoobs is extremely educational. I've learned many a thing from watching The Hoobs... and I never learn anything! It's so funny. They do funny things and say funny things. It's even amusing when it lacks innuendos! Although an episode without innuendos is rather rare as it is probably the most innuendo-filled thing on TV! (probably why it appeals to so many adults)

The hoobs sometimes have really deep conversations too! Like about how without question's there are no answers, without answers there are no questions and without questions there are no hoobs!

I think it's safe to say that The Hoobs is undoubtedly the best thing ever to make its way onto peep TV screens. There is absolutely no excuse to not watch the hoobs. If you're lazy and can't get up that early, watch it on channel 4 + 1 or get a dvd! My dvd was fairly cheap on amazon. So please, for the sake of your soul, I urge you to watch the hoobs!

The songs are hoobacious, the colours are hoobelly groobelly and the humour is hoobledoobledooper.

Long live Iver, Groove, Tula, Roma, Hubba Hubba, Auntie Hattie, Tootle, Timp, Twang and of course Jim Henson!

Hooble-toodle-doo!