Sensibleness!

I know this is probably pretty obvious stuff to most people... but I feel rather clever for thinking of it. It'll probably end up saving me a lot of money!

Instead of typing stuff like this whilst online, if I type it all offline (like I am currently doing) and only go online to actually post it, I'll be using up a lot less time and shizz on my mobile broadbandy thingy and hopefully I'll have to top it up less often.

A lot of time I spend on the internet (apart from when I'm on facebook, twitter or various forums) just involes reading random crap... So if I open a page that has a lot of stuff I wanna read on it, I'll just disconnect for the amount of time it takes to read it all. Clever, innit! =D

Sometimes if Isaac is whingey, the only thing I have found that will actually calm him down is playing him the video of Common People by Pulp (yes, I have a fucking awesome baby!)... So I now have the video (on youtube) constantly open in a tab, so whenever he gets whingey I can play it straight away without having to go online.

So yes, as a person who is used to being online pretty much constantly and never going offline, I'm pretty impressed with myself! XD

I'm also pretty impressed with myself because I've been washing things quite soon after using them. I've also constantly had at least three super-clean bottles in the steriliser, so he hasn't had to wait long if he wants a bottle and I haven't prepared one... I even have an emergency supply of ready-made milky shizz in the cupboard in case I don't have time to boil water, let it cool down and mix the powder stuff into it. I'm so fucking organized! The flat is messy, but stuff is clean. I've managed to go through a whole bottle of dettol since last night. I even made myself food last night. Yeah, it tasted like shite (twas cheap asda macaroni cheese shizz that I probably cooked wrong) and I didn't eat all of it because it was gross, but I still made it!

Last night was my first full night alone in the flat with Isaac. We had a half-night here last week, but we ended up going to my grandparents house in the middle of the night because Isaac was crying a lot and wouldn't shut up and I didn't know what to do with him (turned out he was constipated). We then spent two nights here when my mother decided to stay with us. I think I coped pretty well with him last night. Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's still a dirty nappy (peed not pooped) on my bedroom floor and Isaac is wearing a terrible looking outfit (because I couldn't figure out how to put his dungarees on him), but he's still alive! He seems pretty happy and stuff. He's asleep now, so I can tidy up and whatnot... Maybe I'll make lunch or something.

Heh, it feels so weird having to look after both myself and another human and also having to clean things and be all grown up! XD

Vaginas, Alcohol and Invisichess...

I've fixed Larry! Well, when I say fixed, I mean he's vaguely useable...

I'm so bored today. Although I have just spent the last few minutes rolling on the floor laughing at this. It's not funny and it does sound painful. I just liked the step-by-step explanation of a sponge being removed from Amanda Palmer's vagina. Gosh, I hope I never get anything stuck up there! =/

Talking of Amanda Palmer... I can't wait for Who Killed Amanda Palmer? to come out... and I NEED to get my ticket for the gig in Manchester.

Tomorrow I plan to clear out everything from the top of my 'bed' thing so I can take the mattress off the floor and make my bed into a bed again. I'm also going to get a desk this week in my quest to become a complete geek before September.

Recently it seems my alcohol tolerance has gone through the roof! I can drink the same amount that would have got me rather tipsy about a year ago and not feel a thing. It's quite a shame really because it means I have to drink more to achieve the same level of inebriastedness. Yes, inebriasted - It originated as a drunken typo and I've concluded that it means somewhere between inebriated and wasted. Fiendish, innit!

I'm currently playing a game of invisichess with le grandmother. It's a game I made up. It's basically chess, but if the other person sees you make your move you lose. It's going to take forever because we can only make moves when the other person is out or on the toilet or something. We're on about the 3rd move now. It's vaguely interesting!

Oh, and I've finally finished Breaking Dawn, which was fantabbyhooby! :)

Currently listening to: The Beatles - Across the universe.
Currently located: On the sofa.
Currently drinking: Nowt.