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I should be in sociology right now. Instead, I'm stuck at home constantly coughing. Ventolin seemed to help for a bit, but I don't want to accidentally overdose on it or anything, so I'm going easy on the Ventolin.

I fucking love the postman! Today I got 2 bits of post... The most boring bank statement ever and Who Killed Amanda Palmer!
Who Killed Amanda Palmer is fucking amazing! =]

As well as having a hoobacious CD, I just had the best jam I've ever had on my toast. It was yummy yummy yummy.

Urgh. I hate having a lack of breathing properlyness >.< I actually WANT to be in school today!

Meeplemop. I guess I can have a day of Amanda Palmer, hoobage and tea...

Vaginas, Alcohol and Invisichess...

I've fixed Larry! Well, when I say fixed, I mean he's vaguely useable...

I'm so bored today. Although I have just spent the last few minutes rolling on the floor laughing at this. It's not funny and it does sound painful. I just liked the step-by-step explanation of a sponge being removed from Amanda Palmer's vagina. Gosh, I hope I never get anything stuck up there! =/

Talking of Amanda Palmer... I can't wait for Who Killed Amanda Palmer? to come out... and I NEED to get my ticket for the gig in Manchester.

Tomorrow I plan to clear out everything from the top of my 'bed' thing so I can take the mattress off the floor and make my bed into a bed again. I'm also going to get a desk this week in my quest to become a complete geek before September.

Recently it seems my alcohol tolerance has gone through the roof! I can drink the same amount that would have got me rather tipsy about a year ago and not feel a thing. It's quite a shame really because it means I have to drink more to achieve the same level of inebriastedness. Yes, inebriasted - It originated as a drunken typo and I've concluded that it means somewhere between inebriated and wasted. Fiendish, innit!

I'm currently playing a game of invisichess with le grandmother. It's a game I made up. It's basically chess, but if the other person sees you make your move you lose. It's going to take forever because we can only make moves when the other person is out or on the toilet or something. We're on about the 3rd move now. It's vaguely interesting!

Oh, and I've finally finished Breaking Dawn, which was fantabbyhooby! :)

Currently listening to: The Beatles - Across the universe.
Currently located: On the sofa.
Currently drinking: Nowt.

shizzle..init

Hehe, the Degus have a new wheel. They absohoobilutely love it! It was rather funny earlier. Miyavi decided to climb inside my hoodie to distract me whilst Morrissey went to explore under my bed. It was so cute because it was like team work and degus are adorable anyway. *ponders* Wow.. I love my degus more than ever today (if that's possible!).

My sleep pattern is still absolutely fucked. I woke up approximately an hour ago, after 4.5 hours sleep (which is rather good for me).

At about 8am I went to the lake... It was fucking freezing! I swam fully clothed (jeans with a shirt and a tie for extra sophistication). It was rather fun... Although, here's a tip - Never try and do up a belt whilst treading water!.. It's rather difficult! (although in an emergency it does work!) Gosh.. I love swimming. The worst part of swimming is always getting in though! I spent more time getting into the lake than swimming in it! It was icy cold! It also motivated me to wash my hair for the first time in ages, as my twizzletuft seemed to contain half the contents of the lake.

My Hoobyforum is back =]. It was dead for a few days, then it wasn't letting new users register. All is hooby groovy now though!

I can't stop listening to The Dresden Dolls at the moment. In the last few months I have become gradually more obsessed. I've been into them for a few years, but I never anticipated becoming obsessed to this extent. Their work is pure genius...and I'm slightly in love with Amanda Palmer! (possibly to the same extent as Helena Bonham Carter!) Last week (or whenever No, Virginia came out) I was really shocked to discover that HMV didn't sell it! I had to buy it from COB records. HMV should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves!

Right now I look a state! I'm wearing really old, grey trousers, my spy mission top (age 9-10 from the kids section of sainsburys!), my slipknot hoodie (which I've had since I was 10 and is still too big for me!) and my twizzletuft is all... fluffy and whatnot.

Might edit this on the other laptop later on and add photos and shizzle.

*has now added a photo* ... and wow I have so many drafts that I haven't actually posted! lol

Hooble-toodle-doo!