Friday 30 May 2008

A rather pointless entry...

Once again, I find myself sitting on the ground outside at 3am. It's nice out here, but it gets really cold really quickly. The sky is wonderful. So many stars and it's a beautiful shade of dark bluey black. I love the way that everything is so dark and there are no other colours but grey, blue and black at this time in the morning. It's weird, I'm wearing a stripey top at the moment, but I can't see the stripes.

I can hear my Sweeney Todd dvd from out here. It's evidently a lot louder than I thought it was... I hope it's annoying the neighbors!

I'm back inside now. It was fucking freezing out there! The dvd player is making funny noises. I don't like it. It's rather scary. Technology seems to hate me recently. Earlier it was my laptop, then my other laptop and now the dvd player!

Wow.. I've been writing this for almost an hour. (I've been doing 5 million other things too but meep!) I guess I have nothing even vaguely interesting to write about tonight.

I have eaten a ridiculous amount so far today... Possibly about 2 days worth of food. Not sure why though. Tis rather bizarre.

I'm watching Gothika for the first time in a few years. I'm actually getting quite into it, I didn't really like it a couple of years ago. I guess I must have grown up a lot or something... It's funny how you can find a film incredibly boring and a few years later find yourself liking it.

Anyways, I'm off to watch the film. Laters.

Thursday 29 May 2008

Lack of Hoobage...


I don't understand what is up with the world. I mean, there's like a serious lack off Hoobage on the internet. There needs to be more! Loads of people watch 'The Hoobs' religiously every single morning at 6:10am, yet there is a serious lack of Hoobness online. It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. There's loads about 'In The Night Garden' which is quite frankly, a load of (rather scary) bollocks. So why not 'The Hoobs'?! Not only does The Hoobs have a loyal tiddlypeep fan base, but there are so many grown up peeps on the peep planet who like to watch it too.

The Hoobs is so much more than a TV show. It is a way of life! ... Kind of. After becoming addicted (which I can assure you, happens rather quickly) you end up using various hoobisms. You end up calling your hair 'twizzletuft', calling anything you drink 'hoobjuice' and wishing you had a hooby-sandwich-hammer. Face it - sandwiches are so much tastier flat! 'Hoobacious' sounds so much better than saying 'cool'. 'Hoobledoop' and 'Hooble-toodle-doo' sound so much better than 'Hello' and 'Goodbye'.

The Hoobs is extremely educational. I've learned many a thing from watching The Hoobs... and I never learn anything! It's so funny. They do funny things and say funny things. It's even amusing when it lacks innuendos! Although an episode without innuendos is rather rare as it is probably the most innuendo-filled thing on TV! (probably why it appeals to so many adults)

The hoobs sometimes have really deep conversations too! Like about how without question's there are no answers, without answers there are no questions and without questions there are no hoobs!

I think it's safe to say that The Hoobs is undoubtedly the best thing ever to make its way onto peep TV screens. There is absolutely no excuse to not watch the hoobs. If you're lazy and can't get up that early, watch it on channel 4 + 1 or get a dvd! My dvd was fairly cheap on amazon. So please, for the sake of your soul, I urge you to watch the hoobs!

The songs are hoobacious, the colours are hoobelly groobelly and the humour is hoobledoobledooper.

Long live Iver, Groove, Tula, Roma, Hubba Hubba, Auntie Hattie, Tootle, Timp, Twang and of course Jim Henson!

Hooble-toodle-doo!

Wednesday 28 May 2008

Are we falling into a cyber abyss?

Golly. I was not anticipating this when I persuaded the grandparents to 'get online'. For the last hour or so, I have been sitting around, helping the grandmother on some facebook game and (im)patiently waiting for the grandfather to finish using my laptop to write his blog. He is such a slow typer (I'm actually having to use the other computer right now) but he needs to learn!

I realise that this is in no way an original, unique or inspiring thing to write a blog about, but I don't really care and I've been pondering about it quite a lot tonight.

I know that once upon a time I didn't have a computer, but these days I can't imagine life without one. I usually spend a minimum of 12 hours a day online and it's rather bizarre to think that when I was a wee nipper I didn't even own a computer. Odd. I guess this is just proof that the internet is taking over lives and our (slowly decaying) planet.

These days, people talk, shop, bank, listen to music, watch tv and do pretty much everything it is possible to do in real life online. The majority of people can connect to the internet anywhere at any time through various mobile devices. Whereas a decade ago, only 'the lucky people' had the internet. With the internet there is virtually no reason why anyone would have to leave the comfort of their own home at all. Personally, I very rarely leave the house (yes, I realise I need to get a life!) and I know I wouldn't be able to cope with a day with no internet. Gosh.. The times, they are a-changin'!

The internet ruins social lives, yet expands friendship networks. Online friends can be just as 'real' as 'real' friends. Years ago, one had to actually meet someone to consider them a friend, these days the majority of people seem to have at least some online friends. Personally, I think I sometimes prefer my online friends... Well, I talk to them more anyway! Where is the line between the real world and the cyber world? Has it been blurred over the years? Has modern technology killed reality?

Because there was a time when the internet didn't exist, there is evidence that the human race can survive without it, but what I want to know is why we became so dependant on it... and what would happen if the internet suddenly stopped working all around the world. What would people do then? Would they sit in despair, not knowing what to do? or would they just get on with life how it used to be in the good ol' days? Would the world come to an end if the internet came to the end? It's a scary thought and I hope I am not alive when/if it does happen.

As I seem to be running out of things to say, I shall stop writing now and write something else when I have something better to say. Well done for reading this, and all apologies if I bored you to death!

Tuesday 27 May 2008

Gosh... My first blog! Well, on this anyway. I'm not entirely sure what brought me to this site, I guess I was just bored with myspace and livejournal.

I guess I need to explain my title a bit... There is nothing deep and meaningful about it whatsoever. I am merely too obsessed with Sweeney Todd at the moment. I couldn't think of a title, so I stole a line from it! I know it's plagiarism, but frankly mr shankly, I don't give a damn!

I definitely need to be less lackadaisical. I didn't have my driving lesson this morning because I couldn't be bothered. I am not going to let myself do that anymore. Not doing something, due to momentary apathy is the start of giving up. It happened with school, college, karate, guitar lessons and pretty much everything I've ever done. I am not going to let myself screw stuff up anymore. I WILL be bothered with stuff and I WONT give up. Meep.

I'm really quite into plasticine at the moment. It's great fun to make little models out of. I'm not exactly a plasticine-genius, but I can still have fun making silly little models like these. Pointless, but fun and strangely satisfying.