A (rather pointless) list of things I love right now... Not including the stuff I alwas love like Isaac, my pets, The Hoobs, Star Trek, Morrissey etc.
1. The fact that spiderman sketti shapes are one of your 5 a day.
2. The gruffalo.
3. Malteasers.
4. Strawberry spock-shakes. (Strawberry milkshake made in a spock glass)
5. Dragonage: Origins... Actually, sexbox in general.
6. Not being hungover.
7. Spraying spray cream into my mouth.
8. Swimming (with special thanks to my rash vest).
9. Poundland.
10. Bollocks. I can't think of any more.
Recent news:
Ike was beatboxing last night. It was hilarious. He's getting really grown up. He understands pretty much everything you say to him. Oh, and he's saying loads of words now. I've taken him swimming (which I've just rediscovered after 8 years) twice in the last couple of weeks and he absolutely hated it both times. He cried the entire time... I guess he'll get used to it though.
Swimming is amazing. I'm so happy I found a solution to my whole lack of being able to go swimming problem. I'm a bit pissed off now though because I have a stupid fucking period and all I wanna do is go swimming... but I can't because of that. Yeah, I could use a tampon, but even that seems effing gross in a swimming pool. =[
And OMFG I went to asda today and I bought sanitry towels without getting someone else to go for them for the first time ever! XD I feel like a proper grown up.
Erm yeah... away from swimming and periods and swimming and periods.
I don't think I've blogged about this, but my little Morrissey died the other week. He's now buried in the garden. I miss him loads. He was like my best friend. =[
Anyhow... I'm gonna go get Ike ready for bed now. HoobletoodledooO!
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Wednesday, 16 February 2011
Friday, 10 July 2009
The perfect friend...
I've been pondering and I've decided I need a new friend, but it has to meet the following criteria:
1) Lives directly across the road from me so we can do the tin can walkie talkie thingy.
2) Loves The Hoobs and will watch it with me on a daily basis.
3) Can have loads of fun without the need for alcohol.
4) Likes to take photos and always has a camera with them.
5) Will go on late night adventures.
6) Likes to sit on roofs and walls.
7) Is super-cool, but not too popular.
8) Likes to talk utter nonsense.
9) Is willing to get drunk and steal garden gnomes.
10) Has a very eclectic music taste.
11) Loves to go to gigs.
12) Enjoys playing Mario Kart but isn't too obsessed with it.
13) Will start a shitty band with me.
14) Likes camping.
15) Isn't fake or shallow.
16) Is almost as childish as I am.
17) Doesn't respect the law too much.
18) Can have deep conversations over a panad.
19) Likes making things.
20) Smokes.
21) Enjoys dressing up like an idiot.
22) Will have the occasional game of football.
23) Likes picnics.
24) Is vegetarian.
25) Doesn't like talking on telephones.
26) Has a filthy mind.
27) Will sit for hours in the pub talking about falafel or something equally as odd.
28) Likes food fights and water fights.
29) Likes swimming in lakes and the sea.
30) Has a car.
31) Likes to occasionally gossip.
32) Likes weird movies.
33) Will explore new places with me.
34) Is a pyromaniac.
35) Is not obsessed with make-up.
36) Will come see the squigglytiddlypeep when he's born.
37) Has a sick sense of humour.
38) Hates Alan Carr.
39) Loves Morrissey.
40) Comments on my blog.
41) Doesn't create too many awkward moments.
42) Has a female dog who could be doggy friends with Polly.
43) Is a grammar and spelling nazi.
44) Is intelligent.
45) Likes to hang out outside in the rain.
46) Enjoys drawing on walls.
47) Would happily hang out up a tree.
48) Is never too busy to have fun.
49) Teaches me to do cool things.
50) Bakes cakes with me.
51) Does stupid things a lot.
52) Is a vampire.
53) Is a big Harry Potter fan.
54) Is not easily offended.
55) Loves pokemon, but not all the new stuff.
56) Has lots of inside jokes with me.
57) Is a complete weirdo.
58) Loves caffeine.
59) Will joke about inappropriate things.
60) Likes animals, but not in inappropriate ways.
61) Likes spending time in graveyards.
62) Is easy to talk to about any subject.
63) Is honest.
64) Will laugh if I get hurt but also check to see if I'm ok.
65) Likes japanese stuff but not to the extent that a weeaboo likes it.
66) Respects my weirdness.
67) Wants to hang out a lot but isn't too clingy.
68) Will do freaky experiments with me.
69) Isn't racist, homophobic or any other kind of predudiceyyy thing.
So does anyone out there meet the criteria? Or at least most of it? It's highly unlikely, but if you are that person- get in touch! :P
Yes, I am very bored today!
*giggles at the fact she listed 69 things*
1) Lives directly across the road from me so we can do the tin can walkie talkie thingy.
2) Loves The Hoobs and will watch it with me on a daily basis.
3) Can have loads of fun without the need for alcohol.
4) Likes to take photos and always has a camera with them.
5) Will go on late night adventures.
6) Likes to sit on roofs and walls.
7) Is super-cool, but not too popular.
8) Likes to talk utter nonsense.
9) Is willing to get drunk and steal garden gnomes.
10) Has a very eclectic music taste.
11) Loves to go to gigs.
12) Enjoys playing Mario Kart but isn't too obsessed with it.
13) Will start a shitty band with me.
14) Likes camping.
15) Isn't fake or shallow.
16) Is almost as childish as I am.
17) Doesn't respect the law too much.
18) Can have deep conversations over a panad.
19) Likes making things.
20) Smokes.
21) Enjoys dressing up like an idiot.
22) Will have the occasional game of football.
23) Likes picnics.
24) Is vegetarian.
25) Doesn't like talking on telephones.
26) Has a filthy mind.
27) Will sit for hours in the pub talking about falafel or something equally as odd.
28) Likes food fights and water fights.
29) Likes swimming in lakes and the sea.
30) Has a car.
31) Likes to occasionally gossip.
32) Likes weird movies.
33) Will explore new places with me.
34) Is a pyromaniac.
35) Is not obsessed with make-up.
36) Will come see the squigglytiddlypeep when he's born.
37) Has a sick sense of humour.
38) Hates Alan Carr.
39) Loves Morrissey.
40) Comments on my blog.
41) Doesn't create too many awkward moments.
42) Has a female dog who could be doggy friends with Polly.
43) Is a grammar and spelling nazi.
44) Is intelligent.
45) Likes to hang out outside in the rain.
46) Enjoys drawing on walls.
47) Would happily hang out up a tree.
48) Is never too busy to have fun.
49) Teaches me to do cool things.
50) Bakes cakes with me.
51) Does stupid things a lot.
52) Is a vampire.
53) Is a big Harry Potter fan.
54) Is not easily offended.
55) Loves pokemon, but not all the new stuff.
56) Has lots of inside jokes with me.
57) Is a complete weirdo.
58) Loves caffeine.
59) Will joke about inappropriate things.
60) Likes animals, but not in inappropriate ways.
61) Likes spending time in graveyards.
62) Is easy to talk to about any subject.
63) Is honest.
64) Will laugh if I get hurt but also check to see if I'm ok.
65) Likes japanese stuff but not to the extent that a weeaboo likes it.
66) Respects my weirdness.
67) Wants to hang out a lot but isn't too clingy.
68) Will do freaky experiments with me.
69) Isn't racist, homophobic or any other kind of predudiceyyy thing.
So does anyone out there meet the criteria? Or at least most of it? It's highly unlikely, but if you are that person- get in touch! :P
Yes, I am very bored today!
*giggles at the fact she listed 69 things*
Sunday, 29 June 2008
Reasons why it sucks to be female...
- Periods. Period.
- Can't shave our heads because it might look silly.
- Can't wander around outside topless with0ut getting arrested.
- Girls seem to get fat easier than guys.
- People automatically assume we're interested in makeup and stuff.
- 100% more chance of becoming pregnant.
- Can't wear guys clothing without being considered butch.
- Girls are generally shorter.
- Boobs get in the way sometimes.
- No chance whatsoever in becoming US president. (although being British and anti-government I really don't give a fuck about that!)
- There's too much male-chauvinism going on.
- All-male sports stuff is more popular... unless you do a really dumb sport like running.
- Girls are too bitchy.
- If you don't have at least 20 pairs of shoes, there must be something wrong with you. (I have 3 and am quite satisfied)
- Girls get drunk easier. (could be considered a good thing, but we also get TOO drunk more easily..)
- If you sleep with lots of people, you become a 'slut'. If guys do this they become some sort of 'stud'.
- People think you're less likely to be able to look after yourself.
- People automatically assume that you love watching romantic comedies.
- It looks worse if you have greasy hair.
- We have to (well, we don't have to - we just do!) remove leg hair, armpit hair and stuff.
- People assume we're evil or something if we don't call everyone 'hunni'.
- Burping and farting isn't 'ladylike'.
The list is endless, but I can't be bothered carrying it on. After writing this, I feel like getting a sex-change!
- Can't shave our heads because it might look silly.
- Can't wander around outside topless with0ut getting arrested.
- Girls seem to get fat easier than guys.
- People automatically assume we're interested in makeup and stuff.
- 100% more chance of becoming pregnant.
- Can't wear guys clothing without being considered butch.
- Girls are generally shorter.
- Boobs get in the way sometimes.
- No chance whatsoever in becoming US president. (although being British and anti-government I really don't give a fuck about that!)
- There's too much male-chauvinism going on.
- All-male sports stuff is more popular... unless you do a really dumb sport like running.
- Girls are too bitchy.
- If you don't have at least 20 pairs of shoes, there must be something wrong with you. (I have 3 and am quite satisfied)
- Girls get drunk easier. (could be considered a good thing, but we also get TOO drunk more easily..)
- If you sleep with lots of people, you become a 'slut'. If guys do this they become some sort of 'stud'.
- People think you're less likely to be able to look after yourself.
- People automatically assume that you love watching romantic comedies.
- It looks worse if you have greasy hair.
- We have to (well, we don't have to - we just do!) remove leg hair, armpit hair and stuff.
- People assume we're evil or something if we don't call everyone 'hunni'.
- Burping and farting isn't 'ladylike'.
The list is endless, but I can't be bothered carrying it on. After writing this, I feel like getting a sex-change!
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