Crap day.

Today has been a bad day.

It all started off with a pee-related mishap and just got worse and worse from that moment onwards.

I was peeing into a little tubey thing as I had to do a urine sample. Instead of the usual single stream of pee, for some reason there was like four or something. It was the worst possible episode of pissingness to end up peeing in a bizarre manner. I was wearing a plastic glove, but somehow I still managed to get a bit on my hands. Seriously, there's ONE hole for pee to come out of, so surely there should be ONE stream of pee. I'm pretty certain I don't have four urethras! >.<

Next I got my gaviscon prescription. They gave me the peppermint one. I've only just got used to the aniseed one and the peppermint one kind of burns my throat. Why can't they just give you the original one instead of horrible mintyness?! >.<

Then my grandfather was a twat, I moped a bit, played some Mario Kart, re-realised I was absolutely fucking shite at it, got bad heartburn so had to take the vile pepperminty gaviscon and decided to comfort eat.

I got a bag full of junk food. It contained 6 little bars of dairy milk, zillions of lollies, a wispa bar (which ended up melting because I sat on it), those little chewy refreshers things, marshmallows, a big thing of jelly beans, two of those dip dabby sherbet things and one of those things with breadsticky things and chocolatey stuff to dip them in. I ate most of it but still have quite a lot of stuff left. I also ate some fries, a mcflurry and a doughnut from mcdonalds later on. =/ It all resulted in me feeling a little icky... it's really not surprising though!

Then I had an arguemnt-type-thing with my mother. She was being all mooby about the fact I want blue blankets for the baby instead of white ones and being all bitchy about the fact that I want to find the perfect towels. Apparently it doesn't matter what towels I get the baby. It's easy for her to say- it's not her baby! Personally, I want everything to be perfect and will strive to get the best things possible. (yeah, this should probably be in my pregnancy blog, but it contributed to my day being shit which is what this post is about!)

Heh, I know it all sounds silly, but gosh... It really was a horrible day! I'm sure there was more things contributing to the crappyness, but they can't have been that important to me or I would have remembered them.

So yes... Shite day... But feel free to laugh at how I got pee on my hand!

Naked statues and whatnot.

I should currently be sleeping, as I have to get up super-early today... but instead here I am blogging about naked statues. I'm not even sure why I'm blogging about naked statues, but I felt an overwhelming urge to do so.

I love naked statues! They're so funny! I really need to grow out of my infantile sense of humour. I know that many naked statues are supposed to be tasteful and unhumourous, but they're still fucking hilarious! A few years ago in either France or Belgium, there was a statue of a naked bull (yes, I know- most bulls are naked) and it had HUGE testicles. I have a photograph of it somewhere. It's quite possibly one of the most amusing things I have ever seen! Most naked human statues have genitals that are either somewhat in proportion to their bodies or weirdly tiny...

If statues are allowed to be naked outside, why aren't we?! Surely the statues should be covered up too... =/

I took the photograph I put in this blog in an art gallery in Liverpool. There were quite a few naked statues there. I wonder why this angel dude (or whatever he is meant to be) is only clenching one butt cheek and not the other...

Away from the statues!

I'm now addicted to a stupid game on facebook with lots of circles and reactiony things. It's possibly the most pointless, boring game ever created and I'm quite ashamed to be addicted. Every time I close my eyes I see little balls bouncing around, hitting eachother and exploding into big circles. It's the tetris effect all over again... Although I'm not sure it's still called the tetris effect with games that aren't tetris... but I'll call it the tetris effect because I have absolutely no idea what the game I'm addicted to is actually called!

I think I might be getting heartburn again (oh, the joys of pregnancy!). I'm not entirely sure that's what it is though. I'm kind of hoping it is heartburn, so I can use my gaviscon. I got it like a week ago after getting heartburn and never got it again (until perhaps now). I've always been curious about the feeling the woman refers to in the 'What a feeeeelliiinnngggg' gaviscon adverts. I can't wait to find out... Although I can wait for the heartburn to get bad enough for me to consider using the gaviscon. Heartburn is horrible.

Hoobletoodledoooo! =D