This morning I thought I'd swallowed my tongue bar (after it not happening for months) and obviously thought of the worst case scenario of my entire digestive system being ripped apart. Needless to say, the tongue bar turned out to be hiding in my bowl of frosties.
An hour or so later, I actually did end up swallowing it...
...So I bought a new one (for a frickin' tenner). Had it in for an hour or so, and yeah, you guessed it... I swallowed this one.
So now I'm going to watch out for shiny things in my shit. Obviously I'm not going to reuse them. I wonder how long it'll take for me to poo them out. hmmm...
But yeah... poo related bloggage is always funny.
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Should be tomorrow (or today depending on perspective) or the next day. Good luck getting them through
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