The Hate List

Hoobledoop bloggosphere. I know I've abandoned you recently, but I thought this'd be an appropriate place to write a hate list ... because I hate a lot of things right now.

1. The general population of earth-inhabiting fuckers. (List of specific people is currently being written elsewhere where people can't read, get offended and kill off people on my like list one by one.)

2. The overuse of commas.

3. More or less than three dots being used when people try to use an ellipsis. (I would add the overuse of the ellipsis to the list, but I'm guilty of that one :P).

4. The internet being a twat.

5. My habit of spending too much money on alcohol, only to end up severely hungover for an entire day afterwards. Makes drinking seem incredibly pointless.

6. Having to wait epic amounts of time for appointments that are supposed to be at a specific time.

7. Seeing people I know in the shops and having to talk to them.

8. The fact that I have just rediscovered swimming after like 8 years, but can't go because of stoopid twunty periods.

9. Me and Ike having to sleep on the sofa every night because I'm too damn lazy to finish off Ike's room.

10. Getting stuck on sexbox games. 

11.  Spelling checkers not allowing 'hoobledoop',  but allowing 'sexbox' and 'twunty'.

12. Swallowing big tablets.

13. Not being able to see the tv properly if I sit on the floor.

14. People making me panads with nowhere near enough sugar in them.

15. My grandfather's singing voice.

16. The shape of my saggy belly.

17. People who promise things and then don't stick to what they've said.

18. People confusing me with unexpected sarcasm.

19. Getting my hopes up about getting post, but it turning out to be post for previous residents of my house.

20. Skinny people... especially when they're skinny after having a baby!

21. Crotch holes in jeans.

22. Crowded shops.

23. The paint that wont come out of the sleeve of Ike's coolest ACDC top.

24. Not being able to find an outfit that looks good with my awesome leggings.

25. Spending money on things that turn out to be shit. (bought the most vile cheese pasty earlier,  but had to eat it because I couldn't afford to waste money)

26. People dictating to me how I should raise MY son.

I'll add more tomorrow. I may even write a love list. =]