THE POX

I have chickenpox. It's really annoying, especially because I've been quite ill with it in the form of a horrid headache, a sore throat and general acheyness. The spots look horrid. It's really difficult to resist scratching them. My nana says she has seen loads of cases of chickenpox, but none as bad as mine. She hasn't even seen any as bad after looking at pics online. I just want the pox to fuck off asap. I'm fed up of staying indoors.
Ike had the pox a couple of weeks ago (I caught them off him) and his whole body had only about as many spots as my arm... and apart from the itchiness, he seemed fine. I wish I'd had it at the age of two. I feel so stupid having a childhood illness at the age of twenty one. I wish I'd had chickenpox as a child. =[

In other news, my coccyx still occasionally hurts, but my foot (not sure whether I blogged about that) seems to be pretty much better.

CoccyxBlog

A few days ago I fell on my arse all theway down the stairs. Apparently I've probably cracked my coccyx. It hurts like a bitch and it's literally agony when I go to sit down or stand up. The hospital gave me cocodamol which did nothing, so I went to see the gp and he prescribed me tramadol. It still fucking hurts... but I think the tramadol is helping a little bit. I even need help putting on my socks and shoes. Little things like that make me realise how lucky I am to be physically healthy most of the time. It also makes me appreciate my grandmother even more than I usually do.

but yeah OWWWWWWWWW!

pooblog

This morning I thought I'd swallowed my tongue bar (after it not happening for months) and obviously thought of the worst case scenario of my entire digestive system being ripped apart. Needless  to say, the tongue bar turned out to be hiding in my bowl of frosties.

An hour or so later, I actually did end up swallowing it...

...So I bought a new one (for a frickin' tenner). Had it in for an hour or so, and yeah, you guessed it... I swallowed this one.

So now I'm going to watch out for shiny things in my shit. Obviously I'm not going to reuse them. I wonder how long it'll take for me to poo them out. hmmm...

But yeah... poo related bloggage is always funny.